Piss

topic posted Sat, December 13, 2008 - 12:16 AM by  arun
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unemployed at the time,
after an interview with an agent about renting a nicely remodeled studio,
i went around the back of it after she left
and pissed on the wall...while visualizing in blue the sigil of Jupiter
and mentally yelling "MINE!"
despite all odds, i got the place.

anyone else successfully wield piss-magick?
if so, how?
posted by:
arun
Portland
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  • Re: Piss

    Sat, December 13, 2008 - 9:44 AM
    I distinctly recall reading a "holding-pee-until Gnosis" technique of Saul's, and it's proved effective for me, thus far.

    Also, urine being sterile and all, and containing magnesium, phosphorus, nitrogen, and other good plant-yummies, it makes an excellent fertilizer, diluted about half 'n half with water. Just fantastic fertilizer, even. "Urine-charge"

    The archaic territorial association...
    BRILLIANT!
    *applauds and congratulates*
    • Re: Piss

      Sat, December 13, 2008 - 1:53 PM
      why not use those magickal links
      already provided by nature?
      • Re: Piss

        Sat, December 13, 2008 - 1:58 PM
        this working occurred in 1999 in North Portland
        it was at the beginning of the gentrification of that particular area
        and the studio-home was intended for an upwardly mobile career person or couple.
        At the time, i looked more feral than i do now, with a shaved head and various
        hairy tendrils extending from my chin...
        not the type of character for whom the space was intended,
        but just the type for whom it was destined, obviously.
    • Unsu...
       

      Re: Piss

      Sat, December 13, 2008 - 2:26 PM
      "containing magnesium, phosphorus, nitrogen, and other good plant-yummies"

      Alchemy!
  • Re: Piss

    Mon, December 15, 2008 - 9:57 AM
    I am going to have to try that.

    I have not used it in that way, but I have used it as an exchange once while harvesting plant materials. The spirit of the tree seemed happy with that exchange.
  • Re: Piss

    Mon, December 15, 2008 - 4:39 PM
    Sounds interesting. Unfortunately, the closest analogue I could think of for my situation would be to piss on a pile of money. I'm not so sure I'd want to do that.
    • Re: Piss

      Mon, December 15, 2008 - 4:49 PM
      with the appropriate magickal links
      you can turn piss INTO money
      (internet makes it easy)
    • Re: Piss

      Tue, December 16, 2008 - 6:13 PM
      Even without modifying the technique, there are always *coins*
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        Re: Piss

        Sun, December 21, 2008 - 10:21 AM
        piss can be used as banishing (circle of protection). i remember on mushrooms once i pissed in a circle and i sensed my energy change.
        it was kinda primal like wolves or lions pissing to mark there territory.
        • Re: Piss

          Wed, December 24, 2008 - 7:41 PM
          pissing in a circle seems much easier for a man that it would for a woman.....hmmm have to figure that one out.
          • Re: Piss

            Wed, December 24, 2008 - 8:56 PM
            the technique required involves a fusion of square-dancing and a piggyback ride.
            • Re: Piss

              Tue, February 17, 2009 - 10:45 PM
              i think the female pee-in-a-circle-dance would in and of itself be enough to please the powers that be...sometimes that which is awkward or seemingly profane holds the most potent magick when it is used with the edge of cunning wit and a good sense of humor...
              • Re: Piss

                Mon, February 23, 2009 - 10:57 PM
                that which is thrown away by the profane
                becomes the treasure of the wise...
        • Re: Piss

          Fri, March 13, 2009 - 1:25 AM
          Apparently, if you drink your piss after taking mushrooms, you get even higher than off the mushrooms themselves because a lot of the psychoactive compounds pass through your body but have been somewhat broken down and more easily digestible second time round. I've never managed to stomach experiencing this first hand, though. I know piss is meant to be sterile and if you fasted beforehand and drank only water, I suppose the stuff wouldn't be so bad, but I've not yet managed to overcome the psychological barrier.
          • Unsu...
             

            Re: Piss

            Fri, March 13, 2009 - 10:48 AM
            I know this to be true for the Amanita Muscaria,
            but psilocybe's?
            • Re: Piss

              Fri, March 13, 2009 - 10:51 AM
              Yeah, definitely true for Amanitas, but probably not for psilocybes. In fact, Clark Heinrich once told me that the only surefire way to get a satisfactory experience from the Amanitas was to, er, recycle it, so to speak.
              • Re: Piss

                Fri, March 13, 2009 - 2:04 PM
                Oh yeah, i did read that when researching fly agarics come to think of it. It wasn't specified which mushrooms were being talked about in the thread, but it's usually safe to assume people are talking about psilocybes unless they state otherwise. My bad. Good job someone was on the ball. I wouldn't have wanted someone to drink piss for nothing because of me.
                • Re: Piss

                  Fri, March 13, 2009 - 4:58 PM
                  there is, of course, an entire set of practices involving the drinking of one's own piss for medical purposes...
                  www.dhyansanjivani.org/urine_therapy.asp
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                    Re: Piss

                    Sat, March 14, 2009 - 5:31 AM
                    Hmm, I've come across that theory before, but am not convinced. Even if the theory's sound, it doesn't persuade me to practise it. There are far better changes I could make to my lifestyle regarding health - like getting more excercise or cutting down on the smoking or drinking. I think I'll give piss a miss.
  • Re: Piss

    Wed, December 24, 2008 - 9:00 PM
    I pissed my name in the snow the other day... and 2 days later the snow was all melted away...
    does that count?

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